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10/31/04 Hallowicked!!! It finally happened... Me vs. Rob in a Ladder Match... been waiting about 3 months for that shit and it stole the show....Here's the results of the entire show:
Nick vs. Ben - Winner: Ben Ben won after Nick went to powerbomb him off the trampeline through an 8 ft. wooden table and Ben reversed it into a headscissors, throwing Nick off the trampeline, plummeting through the table. Ben rushed down to cover Nick for the win.
Rob vs. Kevlar (Nontitle) - Winner: Kevlar Rob was picking up momentum but Breakdown sped up out of nowhere, jumped out of a car, picked up a chair and smashed Rob with it. Kevlar rolled over him to pick up the win.
Nick vs. Kid Suicide and Natrixxx (Handicap Match) - Winner: Kid Suicide and Natrixxx Nick had some momentum in this match but Natrixxx and Suicide dominated at the end, each hitting one of their respective specials and pinning Nick. Nick was later duct taped to a tree and beaten by all of the members of Rated X.
Natrixxx vs. Criminal (Brother vs. Brother - If Criminal Can Win, He Gets a Title Shot Against Natrixxx) - Winner: Natrixxx This match started because of a dispute in the locker room during the celebration of Rated X's ambush of Nick after his match with Natrixxx and Kid Suicide. Criminal could no longer respond to the three count after a chokehold applied by Natrixxx, hence losing the match.
Nigel and his Girlfriend - Winner: Nigel This match was impromptu and eventually picked up steam when Nigel's girlfriend took off her top and started wrestling in her bra. Later in the match Nigel pulled it down, turning the backyard wrestling event into a porno but later picked up the win somehow.... no one was paying attention to the wrestling.
Rob vs. Breakdown - Ladder Match for the Orbit Championship - Winner: Rob This match had been over 3 months in the making. After normal matches, submission matches, lumberjack matches, and even a 2 out of 3 falls match, Breakdown and Rob had to settle their differences. They did it in the form of a Ladder Match. This match involved 5 tables, a chair, a ladder, and a prodigious amount of pain. After a lockup and a series of incredible maneuvers and reverses (including a spinebuster, chokeslam, rock bottom, rko, stone cold stunner, and more), Rob locked Breakdown in an ankle lock but Breakdown was able to muster enough strength to throw Rob off the trampeline, sending him plummeting through a table. Rob recovered, giving Breakdown a Robop Toe Drop through a table. Breakdown gave Rob a DDT through a table. Rob later irish whipped him through a table propped up against the ring. Breakdown reversed another irish whip through a table, only to miss a big boot through that table. The fight continued with heavy use of the chair, namely to Breakdown's back as he scaled the ladder. Rob and Breakdown continued to fight inside and out of the ring. On the outside, Breakdown delivered a devastating pedigree to Rob without anything to break his fall except his face. Breakdown set Rob up against the ladder, which was against the trampeline, but missed a diving clothesline and crashed into the ladder. He turned around only to be scooped up by Rob in a fireman's carry and a giant F-U was delivered over 6 feet in the air, through a table on the solid ground. Breakdown shattered the table but caught a bucket with his right thigh on the way down. At that point, Breakdown was down for the count and Rob seized the opportunity to scale the ladder and retrieve the Orbit Championship from its heights. (Side Note: After the match, Breakdown was examined and the back of his right thigh had been mangled by that bucket.)
10/10/04 Ladder match didn't go off because no one bothered to tell me and Rob that the event was off... so in the end, Natrixxx still sucks and the ladder match will happen on Hallowicked.
10/04/04 Rockin the parkin permit... ladder match is in 5 days... gonna b a good week.
9/26/04 Dodgeball... trampeline... sounds painful... sounds fun... lets see what happens
9/16/04 Smackdown is on, RVD is good, Orton still hasn't gotten his title back, Natrixxx still sux.
9/12/04 Triple H destroyed Randy fuckin Orton.
9/9/04 Jeff Jarrett beat Jeff Hardy after a Geetar shot cuz Jarrett is a son of a bitch. Then again, I can't see Hardy holdin the main title and carryin the promotion.
9/8 Jeff Hardy is fightin Jeff Jarrett for the title. All I can say is I hope Jeff wins. :-) O yeah, before I forget, school can suck my balls.
9/6/04 Day before school starts... made Rob tap again today... he can claim he made me tap twice but I don't even recall that being official... nor ever happening for that matter... o and as of today the term "Heidenhype" is copyrighted by Mark and anyone by the name of Rob will be fined $1 each time he uses it in either verbal or nonverbal ways.
9/5/04 Decided to change the image that's being portrayed here; Rob isn't as easy to beat as one may think. Puts up a good fight. Props.
9/3/04 Today is the 5th (Fifth) time that Rob has tapped to me... it's startin 2 get old... it's never a back and forth momentum, it's always Rob tappin like a lil' bitch. Thank God this feud will be over after I win the ladder match.
9/1/04 As of today I have made Rob tap not once, not twice, not thrice, but 4 fuckin times.
P.S. Rob would like to point out that Nick as well as myself did work on his knee quite profusely. Now I, without the help of Nick, may have delivered several shots below the belt, or in lament's terms, I kicked him in the balls. Regardless, 4 times he tapped to me. |